Craving the smell of lead paint, short shorts, and real iron dumbbells? When men were repressed, but like really weirdly show offy with their bodies? Take a peak down the happy trail toward those nylon neon short shorts and see what's waiting for you.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced waste.
- Highly elastic ribbed neck for shape retention.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching.
- Durable, smooth fabric perfect for printing.
- Made with ethically sourced 100% ring-spun cotton for comfort.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

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